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Entry Exam For The BBC Symphony Orchestra-- Viola Players

The pass mark is 10% but be careful-- over 45% correct and you are overqualified.

1. Who wrote the following:

a) Beethoven's Symphony No. 6
b) Fauré's Requiem
c) Wagner's Ring Cycle

[5 pts.]

2. Tschaikovsky wrote 6 symphonies including Symphony no. 4. Name the other five.

[5 pts.]

3. Explain "counterpoint" or write your name on the reverse of the paper.

[10 pts.]

4. Which of the following would you tuck under you chin?

a) a timpani
b) an organ
c) a 'cello
d) a viola

[1 pt.]

5. Can you explain "sonata form"? (Answer yes or no.)

[5 pts.]

6. Which of the following literary works was made the subject of a Verdi opera?

a) First among Equals -- Jeffrey Archer
b) Macbeth -- William Shakespeare
c) Noddy and Big Ears -- Enid Blyton

[5 pts.]

7. Domenico Scarlatti wrote 555 harpsichord sonatas for which instrument?

[5 pts.]

8. Arrange the following movements in order of speed, starting with the slowest first.

a) Quickly
b) Slowly
c) Very Quickly
d) At a Moderate Pace

[4 pts.]

9. Where would you normally expect to find the conductor during a performance?

[5 pts.]

10. Which of the following wrote incidental music to A Midsummer Night's Dream?

a) Des O'Connor
b) Mickey Mouse
c) Felix Mendelssohn Bartholdy
d) Terry Wogan

[5 pts.]


11. Which of the following is the odd one out?

a) Sir Colin Davis
b) Andrew Davis
c) Sir Peter Maxwell Davies
d) Desmond Lynham

[5 pts.]

12. Arrange the following words into the name of a well known Puccini opera.

Bohème, La

[5 pts.]

13. Within five minutes, how long is Chopin's Minute Waltz?

[5 pts.]

14. From which of the following countries did Richard Strauss come?

a) Venezuela
b) Sri Lanka
c) Germany
d) Japan

[5 pts.]

15. For what town were Haydn's "Paris" Symphonies written?

[5 pts.]

16. Which is the odd one out?

a) Fantasy Overture Romeo and Juliet -- Tchaikovsky
b) Romeo and Juliet -- Berlioz
c) Romeo and Juliet Ballet -- Prokofiev
d) Ten Green Bottles -- anon.

[5 pts.]

17. From which song do the following lines come?

"God save our gracious Queen, Long live our noble Queen."

[5 pts.]

18. Spell the following musical terms.

allegro
rallentando
crotchet
pizzicato
intermezzo

[5 pts.]

19. Tosca is a character found in which Puccini opera?

[5 pts.]

20. Arrange the following letters to form the abbreviation for a well known British broadcasting corporation.

C, B, B.

[5 pts.]


Music Jokes Contributed by D. Bowling

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